You may know Kristen Stewart as the annoying sulking girl from the Twilight movies who looks like a cross-breed between Tori Spelling and Mr. Ed. Ring a bell? Yes? Good. Because I repeat: Dakota Fanning kissed Kristen Stewart and what's worse--she liked it.
"I just hated doing it!" Kristen - who plays rocker Joan Jett in the movie - joked about her kiss with Dakota, who plays fellow Runaways rock girl Cherie Currie, adding, "Cuz, yeah, ugh!" "She's kidding everyone!" Dakota said to a momentarily stunned Tony. All jokes aside, Kristen said she didn't mind the intimate moment with her co-star. "It was cool," she said.After her cameo in New Moon as "crazy vampire girl who kills people with her red Satan eyes," 15 year-old Dakokta Fanning has taken it upon herself to star in yet another self-righteous, seemingly unappealing film with Kristen Stewart, this time about rocker Joan Jett instead of vampires. The pair star in Runaways, a biopic about Joan Jett and her band. Stewart plays the part of Jett, which clearly means that Joan Jett was one of the most hollow, uninteresting humans ever born. It was here that Dakota Fanning ruined any chance of ever again being taken seriously as an actress by kissing Kristen Stewart.
This is where it all begins, folks. This is how cute little former child stars break out of their innocent cocoons and set out on the path to bleaching off all their freckles and snorting cocaine out of Samantha Ronson's belly button. At least now when we hear about Dakota Fanning's inevitable demise, we'll remember this day. The day that our hopes and dreams and eye sight were all permanently damaged by our sweet little Dakota raunching it up in a crappy movie about a crappy rockstar with another actress who is crappy at everything. Dakota, give us a call in a year or two when you're out of work.
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