Spencer Pratt seems to have finally gotten a clue about his douchiness. He recently told the press that if his Barbie doll wife, Heidi were to ever get pregnant ,he would force her to give the child up for adoption or simply divorce her. Now, if you were expecting him to act like a man in a situation like that, please remember that Spencer Pratt is not a man. Unless you consider being a real man to involve growing peach fuzz patches on your face and getting into fights with Lou Diamond Phillips on television.
Are Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag headed to divorce court? Possibly -- if Heidi, 22,gets pregnant.
"He said, 'That's the quickest way to divorce,'" she tells MTV News. "I said, 'No, sucker you'll be locked in. What do you mean?'"
Spencer, 25, says he isn't joking.
If she gets pregnant, "I told her there's a divorce or adoption," he says. "If she's not down with the adoption, I think it's divorce." Why doesn't he want a baby? "I'm a baby. I'm not prepared," he says. "And I'm not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn."
Wait, let me get this straight: Gay people aren’t allowed to get married at all—but these two butt cracks can get married twice and threaten divorce if they happen to fulfill the actual “purpose” of heterosexual marriage—to produce offspring. Oh, that's good stuff right there.
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