Ex-Governor with Massive Hair-Rug is Still Talking

by Jenny from the Blog

No, you weren’t dreaming that former Illinois Governor, Rod Blagojevich got ejected from his executive position by a unanimous 59-0 vote of douchiness for attempting to sell Barack Obama’s Senate seat for a quarter or whatever. He really isn't a governor anymore. He's actually unemployed. In fact, the guy who puts the biscuits in the oven at KFC is leading a more momentous and wealthy life than Rod Blagojevich.

With all of these things considered, it would seem that Rod Blagojevich should probably just go away now. But of course, this is America and nobody here ever goes away when they should. So really it’s no surprise that Blagojevich and his colossal collection of rug-like hair fibers are still on the TV.

Last week, Blagojevich spoke with Larry King where he basically declared that he’s not half as much of a douche as he seems and that there are far worse things a person could do than sell a Senate seat. Like eating babies. That’s way worse.



Larry King interrogated Blagojevich in his usual sunshine manner, asking the former Governor about that one time when he had said that he “wanted to get something for himself out of his power to appoint someone to the US Senate seat of President Barack Obama.” King asked Blagojevich if he actually said that and like a typical three to seven year-old, he replied, “Think of things that people say sometimes that they don’t really mean.”

Sure, Blagojevich, I can do that. People do that all the time. This one time I told my friend that I saw an image of Rainbow Bright in my dog’s poo pile but then when we went to look at the poo pile, the image of Rainbow Bright wasn’t there anymore, so then I had to be like, “well, there are things that people say sometimes that they don’t really mean.” But in reality, like Blagojevich, I was just being a dirty liar.

Source: stltoday.com







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