CSI Miami to Out-Douche Itself with Diddy Episode

by Jenny from the Blog

Jerry Bruckheimer, the creator of CSI, has to be the best at everything. He even has to out-do himself sometimes. One CSI show? Psh. Bruckheimer can't stop there. He needs CSI, CSI: New York, and CSI: Miami. If Bruckheimer wants to make CSI: Idaho or CSI: Eau Claire, Wisconsin or CSI: The Undisclosed Rash on Your Butt, he can do it. Why? Because he can, that's why.

You know what else Bruckheimer can do? He can raise the level of douchiness in his own shows until it's virtually unmeasurable. CSI:Miami is totally raising the douche bar this week. David Caruso leaping around like a giant leprechaun with an unhealthy attachment to sunglasses, is simply not enough douche. More douche is needed to push the show that extra mile from really mediocre to complete and utter crap.

Enter Sean "Diddy" Combs.


Diddy is pretty much the greatest rapper of all time. If you don't agree with this, he's probably going to shoot you, so if you ever see him walking down the street, let him know that he's pretty much the greatest rapper of all time. In an upcoming episode of CSI: Miami, Diddy will be playing the part of a defense attorney, similar to Johnny Cochran, which is obviously the best role for an egotistical, played out hip-hop mogul who has a giant poster of himself hanging in Times Square.







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